I hate being the IT person, and no I will not fix your printer.
I’m pretty decent with computers and I can’t understand printers for the life of me
In one of my IT classes in high school we have a network (not connected to the internet) we we told to setup a printer on the network. My group managed to print to a printer on a different network.
See I like being the it person.
I tell anyone who asks that my consultant rates are $300/hour with a 4 hour minimum - and that I have a specialization in cloud architecture and ops stuff.
For some reason, people with printer/windows/Facebook/phone problems suddenly change the subject…
I have the boobs, the belly, and the cigarette. I don’t have the millions.
No, that’s my twin brother. Sorry!
no, NO, I CANT FIX YOUR PRINTER
“No, I just was obsessed with playing Super Mario on my Nintendo 30 years ago, aunt Gladis.”
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Computer guy, car guy, electronics, camera guy, guy who can lift things guy.
So true. Happens to the wife and I all the time.
Opens a website and browse suddenly become the one person in the room who knows computers
