The most mind blowing thing about this is it’s from the Babylon Bee. That’s right the Babylon Bee actually made an honest to goodness funny.
My god. They have a second joke.
To be fair they do have occasional bangers, even though they lean more towards the right.
not a fan of ageism, but we got to cross a line on some jobs
“In the end, we decided the benefits were worth it.” “The benefits?” “Oh you know: healthcare, affordable wages, plenty of vacation…”
lobbyist money, insider trading opportunities, golden parachute cable news contract
What about ancient voters though. They vote for yesterdays politics to shape a world they won’t have to live in anymore. Voting rights should also be based on basic cognitive functionality
Split the difference and put him on the Supreme Court
