People really argue about which birds are the best birds, but everyone can agree that seagulls are the worst.
You talk like a man who’s never been attacked by a wild turkey.
I haven’t. But also that line is from a song.
Wait. Are seagulls worse than black swans? Are they worse than Australian Magpies? I mean these surely got to be the top three worst birds, personally I’d prefer a seagull to a swan, but I’ve met enough magpie haters so I wouldn’t be so sure everyone agrees
Throw the Canadian Goose in that mix. That bird is simply evil.
Never seen neither of those, but I’ve seen enough seagulls to not be sad if one day they all be deleted off this fucking planet
For people not in the proximity of water it’s pigeons. Fuck pigeons.
I love pigeons. They’re like rats with wings.
Fuck you bro team pidgeon over here
Luv me chips. Hate gulls. Simple as.
Anthony Fantano has fucking lost it
He should have eaten the seagull.
Fuck seagulls
Mom, Frank killed a Seagull.
Whole Kelly family screams
Bad luck to kill a sea bird.
*shouldn’t have"
first off, in the politest way possible, fuck you
‘me chip’ isn’t correct either
‘simple as’… simple as what?
they’re not going for correct grammar, they’re phonetically spelling the accent and slang
I thought Lemmy was left leaning, but the Grammar Nazis, Meme Division are apparently alive and well.
You think grammar nazis aren’t found all along the spectrum? We’re everywhere.
Should have. Not of. Which language is your mother
toungetongue? I see this more often. Is american school that bad?I may get down voted for this but… seems like nobody spells “tongue” right.
Simple as that*
It is my understanding that it is common in NZ/AUS to leave the “that” out which is implied.
Having known a few Aussies, I have never heard them leave out “that”. It fits in though with some of the other oddities in dialect they have.
