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Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.
Aren’t you forgetting Goduck’s Incompleteness Theorem?
No way, a space duck!
Quack!
This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
Mathematical constructivists hate this meme
What about half a duck?
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
You may see a duck, but Stanley sees a bucket.
Surely you mean a ducket?