I would try this and say “I’m about to die” by accident and then spend five minutes explaining the mistake and five days thinking about it. No thanks,.
Where are the rest of the tips? Asking for a friend.
Here’s one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it’s a phone call and if the date is going badly “take the call” and say you’ve got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.
Never start a phone call.
I’ll wait with you in awkward silence.
My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:
- Never, in ANY circumstance
And don’t just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.
I believe the phone does hang up the active call as part of its shutdown routine though. So getting a hangup message is still in line with that.
Unless they have you on the Find My app with an iPhone then they can see your battery.
iPhone users’ brains work different
Why would you willingly let someone else track you?
If you are a cellphone user I have bad news for you
It’s called marriage. It isn’t so bad once you get used to it.
Not understanding why someone would give their family and friends access to their location in case of an emergency really is a peak internet moment
I can understand turning it on if you’re doing something like going backcountry hiking by yourself, and turning it off when you’re back.
But leaving it on all the time so people I know can open an app and see where I am at any given moment? That’s creepy as fuck. There are people in my life who I trust, and care about me, but that’s still creepy as fuck.
I’m glad you’re able to predict when an emergency might happen and then your location on in advance. Most people don’t have this superpower.
Or I’m not so risk-adverse that that I’m willing to give up my privacy for a miniscule possibility that something could happen where that would help me.
Do you wear a helmet every time you go outside?
You are a shit introvert if you are letting people track your phone. Start listening to Skeletor more.
Haha Find My Network goes [Turned Off]
Skeletor is always there for us. Thank you, Skeletor! 💯 🙏
My phone is about to d
IM SO HAPPY SKELETOR MADE IT TO LENNY SAFE AND SOUND!!! AND IT’S BACK! made my day
or you can just not answer to begin with??
Thanks
Legend has it that someone’s phone is still “about to die” to this day
This is actually pretty useful. Thanks!
This is less introvert and more “crippling anxiety”.
Except the person writes you on Signal after the call and he gets two approved marks
Who leaves read receipts on?
nice one
Don’t hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.
Just keep your phone permanently in airplane mode; problem fixed.
