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I’m making a medical diagnosis AI. It’s pretty simple. First, it asks for your symptoms. Then, it tells you that you’re clinically dead.
Like a Magic 8 Ball, but all of the answers are “Turbo-Cancer.”
WebMD: Definitely a heart attack, but it could be cancer. Probably both.
Like the time I had neck pain on one side and webMD convinced me I had some kind of cancer. Turned out the armrest on my ergonomic chair had dropped. Good times.
“Sorry, Billy. It’s the finger cancer.”
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bing will have Yakuza 0 Kuze Finger cut scene
[mysterious ad about funeral homes appear]
Tldr: you’re dead already, and you don’t even know it yet
