Tell me you’re attracted to men without telling me you’re attracted to men.
Tell me you touch young boys without telling me you touch young boys.
Doesn’t take a lot to make a right-winger project, does it?
Religious conservatives are just weird. Always disturbed me they allowed the Afghans to continue their dancing boy practice just to keep the peace. Look at Iraq burning shit down because a Muslim staged a protest in a free country far far away. I bet they’d dance if the Torah or Bible was the subject of a burning. Fragile people for sure.
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Me, taking three busses to the city hall meeting, getting there early so I can get my name on the list, and then waiting for three more hours until my name is called:
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM VERY HETEROSEXUAL.”
Wait until they find out about femboys
Or hot trannies with big boobs
And big beards.
Hot dog!
I don’t know what is worse - the fact that this kind of logic flew for centuries, or the fact that these people still don’t realize that yelling “I AM DEFINITELY NOT GAY YOU CAN TELL BY HOW SERIOUS I TAKE THESE MATTERS” is honestly a pretty terrible way of convincing people you aren’t gay.
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Does the beard on my balls count?
Let me take a nice close look to see if it makes me feel gay.
Sometimes I like to twirl my nut and shaft mustach
Oooooh that’s why they grow a beard
Permanent “No Homo” sign
Every accusation is a confession
Translation: “I like twinks and I don’t know how to process that”
Will they ban kpop?
but he looks Amish without a mustache.
If that finally gets me laid, not having a beard is a sacrifice I am willing to make
Pfft, everyone knows that
Why are they so gay and are afraid to show it?
It’s Jay Onrait!
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