“anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”

-George Carlin

*or is hacking

My jackass neighbor plays in a corner room with his windows open. Playing some sort of shooter he randomly bursts into loud cussing and ranting. In my easment between houses, i heard it and thought someone was fighting in the front yard. Almost called the cops thinking there was shit going down out front. Then i realized it was jackass playing games. Man he is that dude that you break silence on the mic for so you can make so much fun of him. So god damn annoying in and out of game.

Then why is everyone I play with a noob?

I am in that small minority of people who are worse than everybody