We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
X-crements
Based on other Musk products, the answer is “sex”.
“I sexed last night about pony poops.”
“He sexed at me about goat groping.”
“She’s not sexing with me anymore.”Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model YDo you see it?
“Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!”
— nobody, of any gender, everGENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
𝕏crements
eXcretions
It’s Elon, so they’ll probably be called “harambes”
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
twXt
Are we censoring “twat”?
💩
An xcreet
Skeets
(Serious answer, I think it’s Xeets)
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
seX
idc
Xzibits
