A new startup has worked hard to erect new apps that stand at attention to men’s penile health. Boner.
This guy just popped ‘boner’ at the end of his sentence for some reason and it somehow works
At no point during that sentence did I have any idea what the next word would be
App enabled, AI enhanced cockrings. The future is now
I never thought that humanity would ever move in this direction, but I had always hoped.
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What a headline.
Indeed
An increasing number of entrepreneurs, doctors, and larger corporations are patenting technology—from “smart” cock rings that track nighttime emissions and bodily vitals to guided masturbatory devices incorporating cognitive dissonance and AI—claiming to prevent or cure an age-old struggle.
What a time to be alive!
