no you cant tell anyone youre going to die, you have 24 hours starting now

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    2 years ago

    Call out sick from work, spend the day with my kids, do something meaningful with them, then put them to bed.

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      2 years ago

      meamibgful as in? (edit: as in what things are meaningful to them)

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        2 years ago

        Things that they want to do, go to the park, etc. I wouldn’t want to drag them around to something they probably aren’t in the mood for.

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      2 years ago

      But if you’re not at work your boss won’t be able to say you were a company man to the last and use your example as a cudgel against the other staff.

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    2 years ago

    Convince my spouse to stay home from work and do all her favorite activities, basically give her a really awesome day to remember me by.

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    2 years ago

    Maybe hire a hooker. Feed my dog a steak. Write a will. Test drive a hellcat. Hire another hooker.

    I’d do it in that order too

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    2 years ago

    Kill my self. Die on my own terms, and mess up whoever’s plan it was for me to die in 24hrs

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      2 years ago

      control is overrated in this context. I would recommend that you just go have fun instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      2 years ago

      The rules state you die tomorrow, not anytime before that. So effectively you are immortal for 24 hours.

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        2 years ago

        Then I would probably fall into despair and do some really stupid things like buying stuff I cant afford, try to punch the president or motorboat the hottest woman I can find

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    2 years ago

    Triple-check that our mortage is paid off in the event of my death, so that my wife and children will have a place to live after I (sole breadwinner) am gone.

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    2 years ago

    I would do everything in my power to make sure my family knows how much I love them. Not too worried about financial particulars etc. We’re poor as fuck and all my accounts are jointly in my wife’s name, so whatever resources there are she shouldn’t have a problem getting at. I’m confident my brothers and her siblings would step up and help with our kids. My kids are old enough to miss me but young enough for it to probably not ruin their lives. They’d most likely be ok.

    Regardless of the means of my demise, I’d slip away shortly before my time was up and drive to the police station or something.

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      2 years ago

      What if walking into the redwood forest is what causes your death? You would’ve lived if you stayed home and played video games instead of going into the forest and getting mauled by a bear

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    2 years ago

    That really depends on what time tomorrow. Like do i have all day till midnight? Can’t answer without more specifics

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    2 years ago

    Spend every minute of every second with my son and the people I love. This is like taking a cruise where you’re never coming back but with the knowledge of when the cruise is leaving. That would be amazing.