Fire is the rapid oxidation of a material. Water is 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen. Every molecule is fully oxidized. It’s also a common byproduct of fire. Therefore, you can’t burn it, because it’s already burnt
Oh man… Wait until you hear about fires hot enough that if you put water on then, it breaks the water molecule and the hydrogen molecules cause an explosion.
Look up class D fires.
Furthermore, you can burn water with a strong enough oxidizer. Oxygen, despite lending its name to the word “oxidize”, is not the best oxidizer out there. That belongs to things with fluorine in it. You can burn water with pure fluorine gas to produce hydrogen fluoride and oxygen.
Don’t try this at home. Both fluorine and the resulting HF is deadky.
HF is itself a super nasty piece of work – a deadly acid that seeps through your skin and kills you from the inside.
The fun part about that: you can burn hydrogen with fluorine because fluorine is the best oxidizer; it’s then deadly (and caustic) because hydrogen is not the best reducer - it’s both an oxidizer and a reducer and, as a result, it’s basically middle-of-the-road for both properties. Specifically, most metals are better. So the HF will happily drop its hydrogen for many metals to oxidize (fluoridate) them instead. Lead, iron, zinc, aluminum, magnesium, and lithium will each make a way more stable fluoride than does hydrogen.
In solution (say, if you inhale HF, it’ll dissolve into the moisture in your lungs), it breaks apart into H⁺ and F⁻ ions - both of which are just straight-up electrochemically promiscuous. The pair’ll run through your lungs breaking up organic bonds like couples at an orgy.
Even so, HF doesn’t hold a candle in terms of danger (and oxidation potential) compared to fluorine peroxide / dioxygen difluoride / FOOF.
That looks like even more fun than chlorine trifluoride
There’s always a lower energy state
There was some other thread talking about invisible fire produced by burning a particular gas… imagine getting burned and not being able to identify the source
Magnesium fire has entered the chat
I guess that makes water Hydrogen rust…
More like hydrogen ash
Water is also hydrogen and oxygen floating around in a sea where they are constantly switching partners. An orgy if you will.
That’s why you’re called a seaman when you go out floating in the ocean.
Next time it snows, remember: you’re being gently coated in stellar ash.
I like this one. ⛷️
Golden shower, twice removed.
Entropy’s a bitch.
You just have to wait for it to get hot enough to
grillsteam the burgers and franks.Did you try to burn the water while showering?
Yes, but the fire went out somehow and then I couldn’t start it again.
Reminds me of a joke me and my freinds made about a hipster restaurant that sells “deconstructed water” that’s just a balloon filled with hydrogen and a match.
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Are you saying hydrogen doesn’t burn because it doesn’t produce carbon?
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Reddit hasn’t had a quality shower thought like this on the front page in years. Well done fediverse.
Any time I tried to post a shower thought on Reddit it was deleted because it either was posted previously (at any point in time, even if it was years ago) or was posted somewhere else online, not just Reddit, also at any point in time.
Nuts.
I might actually have to subscribe. I’m so used to avoiding the “default subs”