• FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I shit all over the manager (figuratively) in front of everybody after one of their outbursts.

    Full disclosure: This was at a fast food restaurant I applied for a job at with the intent of fucking with 2 of the shittiest managers I’ve ever witnessed after stopping for a burger one time. Did it on a whim and it was quite a bit of fun. 10/10, would recommend. Plus, I got paid to do it.

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      2 years ago

      What does this mean, to figuratively shit all over someone? Like jumping on the counter and acting it out?

    • WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.com
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      2 years ago

      I’m so disappointed in the fact that you didn’t literally shit over the manager. My disappointment is immesurable, and my day is ruined. (But the manager’s dignity would’ve been ruined if you did shit over him/her.)