There are 3 stages in life. When you are young you go to a lot of birthday parties, and the next stage is when you go to a lot of weddings, and the final stage is when you go to a lot of furnals.

Ascend910@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Brokensilence410@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The first birthday you are part of is your own, and the last funeral you are part of is your own as well. Ah, the circle of Life.

jennwiththesea@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

You skipped the baby showers. Sooo many baby showers.

whynotzoidberg@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

And don’t forget divorce parties! And other people’s kid’s birthday parties!

OP must be between 25 and 30, that’s my totally biased and judgmental guess. 🥳

Radio_717@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Look at you with all your…… friends. :cries:

Jackolantern@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

We can be your friend 😁

dimlo@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I don’t have friends so I don’t have to go to stupid gatherings

FireMyth@lemmy.one · 2 years ago

40 years in and still waiting for the first stage…

ReignOfTerror@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

So many furnals

Jacobp100@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

The birthday party stage happens again after marriage - although they’re not for you 🤣

Lazylazycat@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What about when it starts with lots funerals?