• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
    2·
    3 months ago

    I admit I’m not a big sports person, but I’m pretty sure you don’t need helmets and shoulder pads, even for a pro-level competitive orgy.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
      2·
      3 months ago

      Depends on the orgy … and it doesn’t even have to be a prolevel competitive one.

      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
        3·
        3 months ago

        I feel like protection is more important in an amateur, non ranked orgy. There are too many people who don’t know what they’re doing.

        • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
          1·
          3 months ago

          “Like a blind man at an orgy … I was going to have to ‘feel’ my way through” - Frank Drebin