Sandwich artists are being put out business by A.I. I ordered a club the other day and received some Midjourney abomination with pickles, rice, and maple syrup.

“I would like to commission some of your sandwich artwork. On Italian herb and cheese my good sir”

The people working there are going to hate me…

You’re also eating a piece of art which in 6-8hrs be yet another entirely transformative piece of art

This reminds me of how Long John Silvers employees used to have naval ranks on their nametags which reflected their position in the store. I always wondered if the CEO wore a tag that said ‘fleet admiral.’

Subway calls them artists so they can justify paying them like artists.

You’re contributing to the arts, that’s a tax write-off right there