https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
I got “How To Start Using Dropbox”
Too late, I win!
How to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
I die building a pigeon coop.
I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it’s at least plausible.
“How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia”
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
Creating the right character in Skyrim … given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
How to get rid of ulcer pain… In this healthcare system, probably
“How to put a collar on a cat” yeah that tracks honestly
Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)
I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the ‘high life’ and piss someone off to the point where they’ll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.