tfm@europe.pubM to Too Dumb To Imagine@europe.pubEnglish · 4 days agoUS Vice-president Vance didn't know that it's cold in Greenland: 'it's cold here and nobody told me'www.themirror.comexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down114
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minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-24 days agoIt’s a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, “Careful, that soup is hot” at every meal? Edit: Although: “Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!” “Mrs Vance, what’s going on?” “Oh, JD’s in the bathroom applying his eye liner.”
minus-squareAlpacalypse@crazypeople.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoLike he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.
minus-squarecmac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoI can’t believe he married a DEI spouse. He should have married a much more competent white man.
minus-squareHeadfullofSoup@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoBut he would still put the blame on her after burning himself
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days ago“Okay, good.” *huge slurp “Ow!”
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoJD is why shampoo has instructions and bleach has warnings.
It’s a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, “Careful, that soup is hot” at every meal?
Edit:
Although:
“Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!”
“Mrs Vance, what’s going on?”
“Oh, JD’s in the bathroom applying his eye liner.”
Like he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.
I can’t believe he married a DEI spouse. He should have married a much more competent white man.
But he would still put the blame on her after burning himself
“Okay, good.”
*huge slurp
“Ow!”
JD is why shampoo has instructions and bleach has warnings.