My ex would try to maintain an exact speed by slightly ecxelerating then let off the gas over and over, just tap tap tap on the gas. 100 miles of tiny lurches.

And every one of them is hot.

I rolled dice

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

fuck tha police

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.

We live in pretty much the same situation as op, the only shelters near us charge $75 to drop off a pet unless you live in the city.

Last time we did it we lied about our address and name the guy obviously didn’t believe us but took the dog.