one of my old companies billed monthly, but it wasnt setup to be the same day every month - they charged every 30 days.

i found that weird.

i had one of these when i was growing up - it was awesome.

now i am 40 and fondly remember that one while using the shitty wooden stick with a rubber dome.

where did you find this beauty?

my father was this way - i didnt get to know the real him until i was in my mid-late 20’s. though i think its great that he can be himself again, there is a bit of resentment that i didnt mean enough to him to stop working for once and interact with me on a human level while growing up.

we arent super close, but we are friendly to each other. having slightly less money by working less and spending more time with the kid would mean you have to find some free things to do… #worth

there has been a meme making the rounds about “if you work really hard this could be you” with a picture of a gravestone saying you worked hard. dont be that guy <3

i turn my pc off when im not using it to save power; i thought this was normal.

this was the google agreement; android.

“Waltzing”. cool people dance to 3:3

turning on a phone for the first time after purchase forces contractual agreement to be tracked. there is no decline button (at least on my motorola razr+ 2023). i hate this world.

a sore called Claire’s (usually found at malls) usually has non-piercing costume earrings for pretty cheap :)

no.

my man! [finger guns]

i became friends with someone who worked there. even after they quit, i still have the same plan.

unlimited everything, 3 lines, free netflix, free HBO max, $90

employees get like 5 of those plans to give out to friends and family. its worth

nope. wear a button down shirt and tie most of the time.

the person that lives across the street from me (i dont really know them; i have seen them outside ~2-3 times in 9-ish years) waved once and yelled “Hi, Lord Darkness!”

that was a bit odd. i guess i am tim curry from legend to my neighbors.

sadly, my downtime is me currently waiting at my desk for someone to respond D :

as a milennial who was very much alive and in school in 1995 (~5th grade for me), you may need to reimagine what a boomer is. my parents are boomers, lol.

improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.

my old ISA graphics card would like a word. :p

i bet that motorola cable is gold. : D

my parents are too religious for me to have children. i will not bring a child into this world while religion is forced on anyone. i will not be having children (married; 40 years old)

70°F

i am in a mild climate, so it doesnt have to work too hard.