I just install Windows 11 Pro N, it comes with much less bloat than the normal Pro version. Then I run the Ameliorated playbook to get rid of most of the spyware and all the other junk. You can also run a script from privacy.sexy for good measure, but AME should handle most of it.
Just make sure to install the Windows Media Feature Pack from the “Optional features” dialog in the settings before running AME, because it might not be possible afterwards.
Germany also has this, it’s called Rundfunkbeitrag, but it’s often just referred to as GEZ-Gebühr, because it’s enforced by the Gebühreneinzugszentrale, or GEZ for short. They didn’t classify computers as TVs, but they also enforce it for FM radios, including those installed in cars, so you basically can’t get around it.