It’s about as dangerous as using IE in the old days, or Edge in administrator mode.

That’s a cell phone!

I haven’t opened any Christmas presents yet. We’re having a late Christmas due to crazy schedules for everyone involved.

Nah, he threw it on the ground. DUH!

I guess I like prehistoric the best from an artistic perspective, but none of them effectively convey the size and power of the balrog.

Get hammered, play Baldur’s Gate 3, pass out at 3am.

It was somewhat safe when there were like 2 billion people on the planet. Not so much when there’s 8 billion.

The audio port for headphones and headsets. Replaceable batteries. Extendable storage. Fuckers charge 100x more for every little upgrade now.

I haven’t heard of that service before, so I can’t say.

Yeah, the ants. Maybe they just followed a scent trail into your house and live far away. If that’s the case then it’ll be easy. A couple of addresses ago we had a fire ant colony living under our foundation. Nothing we did got rid of them. Even powerful poisons that they take back to the colony only worked for a week or two until the next round hatched and they were right back. It sucked! Best of luck! Hopefully they live far away.

Oh boy, you’re about to learn a lesson in humility and perseverance.

?? Nutrition labels have been on food my entire life, and I’m almost 50. Has something about them changed in the last 30 years?

It’s $5-$10 per month, not $10 per hour. LOL

$10 gets you unlimited searches now. Idk about you, but I was continually frustrated with the results from all of the other search engines. I figured $10 is a small cost for my sanity, and privacy.

Kagi. Nothing else even comes close. Kagi is what Google used to be, before they decided they’ll show you whatever is profitable, rather than what they know you’re looking for.

I knew a guy in 2005 who ran one of those parking lot tree places. He had all of the trees shipped in from Oregon, paid people to sell them and run the place, and pocketed $20,000 profit for 3 weeks worth of nothing. I say nothing because he didn’t really work or anything for those three weeks. He had other people do all the work for him and still cleared $20k. Seems like a pretty nice side gig.

Or he’s living in a beach house in the Bahamas.

Maybe your brain is like “oh shit, maybe I need some oxygen too!”

These would sell like hotcakes.

The thread in general. After reading a bunch of the stories, it occurred to me that they are all homophobic. Men engaging in certain behaviors, or avoiding behaviors and activities to avoid being perceived as gay are homophobic. You make a good point though, I edited my response to make it more clear.