These are the same people who brought you Oracle DB licensing. They’ll fuck you over someday, the countdown clock is already ticking

Well then they got PT Barnum’d

Straight

Worthy of being submitted to The Register as a sysadmin story

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

No they were conservative guys who clearly didn’t understand it was satire

It blows my mind that when Colbert got his new job he had people coming up to him for years saying they liked his old show better.

They liked his old show, The Colbert Report, better. When it was clearly satire.

Ironically the Brits got this right with “mobiles”. What’s the key characteristic of a cellphone? That it is portable and mobile.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including linguistic confusion

Does that translate to It’s Here Street??

The sprinkles on bread is adorable

What’s you’re seeing here is advanced cringeposting

The infinite DnD adventures one sounds neat

The fact that Teamspeak server is closed or restricted source means it’s going to enshittify eventually

Neat, so we need to wait five years before even trying it to see if they’re serious. https://killedbygoogle.com/

TwitTok

Maybe someone is bad at identifying those too

Anything’s a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying things

Picard saying Engage every time hits different now