The Assman

Who else has seen krippendorf’s tribe

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(

For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Pretty sure his cape is made from his baby blanket, which is kryptonian and therefore bullet proof. Lots of gun violence on krypton.

It’s actually Hormel. Yes, like the canned chilli.

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Captain Cunnilingus didn’t have the same ring to it

Log, from Blammo!

Neither can the future martian colonists

Damn brother save some dick for the rest of us

Early reports indicate everybody was kung fu fighting

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

Shrimps is bugs

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.