Linux is for pussies

That number seems low

This wall of text is like an EV prophylactic

EMBRACE THE FUTURE GRANDAD

Linux bootsectorlicker

Removed by mod

Onion throwing nothing but softballs lately, wth

No, it pretty much stops at that age 😂

I’d rather the cause die instead of the symptom

I guess they ran out of funny stuff to print

It’s just too obvious and boring to say that.

Yawn

NOTHING

I correct the spell checker more than the spell checker corrects me

I’ve been saying it wrong for DECADES 😭

Isn’t it two syllables

Calm your tits son

I know, they think I bit The Onion. they’ll think anything they can to make themselves feel Superior to a stranger on the internet.

I didn’t fall for anything, I’m just tired of hearing about Batman

Oh no, I made a serious comment in a comedy community, here come the pitchforks