Turkey has no king, it’s a republic. This guy is the king of Jordan. Interesting fact either way!

Both these bananas and the pre-chopped veggies are nice for people with disabilities.

Jiu-Jitsu

Hell, Michigan

You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

It didn’t use to, the b was added back in cause the Latin word has one and making words look like Latin was all the rage at one point.

They don’t work

Ooooh ok, so then his full name is Napoleon Boney Montana.

Franco in Spain. Not saying that’s a good plan to go with, but it has happened.

“Relinquish your pipes please, fellas.”

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

magic.

Counter counterpoint: Jello salad is not a salad, but a crime against humanity.

German potato salad is served hot. A salad is literally just any ingredients mixed together.