Or the grief has driven him insane, allowing him to hear the narrator.

Not with that attitude you can’t.

Yeah, I want to get in on that racket. Red cross says it costs $3900 to run a blood drive.

And as others have said, plasma donation is much more effective.

Nobody has a problem censoring hateful and harmful content, so long as they’re the ones that get to decide what that means.

Yeah, the fucking idiot will probably all blow it on something stupid like an ER visit.

No, that’s for “what do you get if you multiply six by nine?”"

It’s big and tall, not big or tall, lol. I always sum it up as “everybody is short once”

Either at the start of each word or to accentuate each syllable.

I’m a glass half-assed kind of guy.

Adoptive 👏 parents 👏 are 👏 real 👏 parents 👏

But yeah, he definitely saw Johnathan slamming that midwussy.

The best a broad civilian uprising could hope for in the US would be a drawn-out guerilla grinder like Vietnam or Afghanistan. Anybody who thinks it would be a one-way wipe (in either direction) is an idiot.

Not to mention that a dictatorship would be more than glad to support counter-revolutionaries, which would outnumber the left-leaning revolution by… A lot.

And that, kids, is how we installed a lasting, stable, friendly, democratic government in Afghanistan!

A 600 kwh battery pack so… Rocks can roll down hill? Galaxy brain moment.

An electric blanket is one of the best ways to warm up when you’re “chilled to the bone”. Layer them between normal blankets to make the most of the heat and keep them clean, and you can get whole body heat for a tenth the cost of even a little space heater.

Lol, somebody forgot the sound of trees.

The ball was white/light gray. It has the surface texture of plaster of Paris, but it is somewhat lighter than would be appropriate for its canteloupe-like size.

I don’t think I actually pictured a whole person as pushing the ball, more likely it was a disembodied hand or the general sensation of pushing it myself.

I remember being specifically intrigued that I pictured the ball rolling back towards the center of the table and pondering why I had chosen the table to be slightly concave. I don’t remember more attributes of the table, but I have the feeling that has more to do with inattention to its details rather than not picturing them at the time.

I imagine that, based on the framing of the story, my interpretation was to picture the sphere as a literal entity, but the person as the “concept of a push”… The table probably lied somewhere in the middle.

Maybe look for a habitat for humanity ReStore?

“nobody wants to work with a Debbie downer”

You could always just buy any TV with an an analog tuner and watch whatever’s on the air these days.

If they aren’t better off, why wouldn’t they just say no?