Thanks I hate it.

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I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

That’s just medical too haha – $150 extra a month for dental, which covers 2 cleanings a year and X-rays every five. No emergency or orthodontic work.

Everytime I hear someone tell me how well our system works, it makes me convulse with fury.

$896 per month in premiums, and about $18k out of pocket so far this year in addition. Me and two kids.

Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.

And 6.1% of the worlds land mass..

You mean other people don’t?!?

I’m always surprised by how many people buy eggplants with their friends.

Yea hey xitter my xitter now

Pay to be free like me on xitter now

Speech is only money on xitter now

…

Take it in the the xitter now xitter now

FR

My sites look great in comparison!

I’ll eat cereal when we get it for the kids but prefer granola, over Greek yogurt. Otherwise I go for overnight oats.

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing

Yep, inertia.

“Redditors vent and complain”

News at 11.

An open - source, decentralized job board? Yeah, hopefully someone does that, I’m sure it would serve a great need.

Eh, we’ve already paid for it several times, so we should probably keep it around.

That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.

Psh, with three roommates; duh.