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She looks delicious.

The day had arrived where my name fell in with the other Tribes for Sewer Inspector. My excitement overflowed as my time was nearly at hand, the job I had dreamed about was a dice roll away! The dice were dropped and the world went silent as a name was selected…

The name chosen that day was not mine. It went to a man from Cloaca, John Septix Crapopolous… Shit.

The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.

We’ve been using Master/Bater down at the church.

Jesus Take The Wheel