Haha this is the best comment 😂

RIP

I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.

If it’s on camera you’ll be hugely famous

Unlucky

I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way

I get that. I’ll pop the kettle on for you and make you a cuppa hope it helps

Absolutely not. We need to have decency in war whenever possible eg not targeting children

Join the queue!

Ditto

I’m going on holiday! I can’t fucking wait

I’m cancelling netflix this week because theres a lot of rubbish on it and I have apple, prime and disney. Prime is getting cancelled when the annual membership runs out, obviously.

So I’ve finished girls5eva which I LOVED and I’ve got 1 more episode of bojack to go. I’m trying to finish man on the inside as well. I also watched the documentary on the inatagram con artist which was worth a watch

Sounds difficult do you wanna talk about it?

Oh crikey, are you going to look for other work?

This is really helpful thanks 😊

How do I know if mine is degenerated? I’m really new

Organic free range obviously

Oooh nice one. Bonus points if it’s a dirty strap.

Plus I doubt he ever accepts being wrong

Mate this is helpful 😊