Had to keep suggesting them until we landed on a shortlist of names she hasn’t yelled out in frustration. She was a teacher.

Just in time for Halloween. Let’s all get this dress, make Rorschach masks and terrorize CEOs.

Alright everyone, let’s get him

The mvp is in the comments of the comments

Yep. I often fall asleep to long YouTube videos that are science or history related. The algorithm is the reason why I wake up at 3am to Joe Rogan. It’s like a terrible autocomplete.

In Soviet Russia means of production seize you

Ding! Ding! Ding! You’re both winners! We all lose

I recognize the colors and shape of wal-mart signage. Our most shameful store. The labels are shopped but you can for sure get all that stuff there.

As nsfw posts go, this deserves 0/5 stars.

Ironically, Cinderella’s slipper was one size fits all

“Go then, there are other worlds than these.”

This is border caravan 2.0 and will be the topic du jour for the election cycle.

I signed up for the trial, and I keep forgetting to cancel.

Sounds like it still leads to surveillance.

My man