Colonel Sanders

Not sure how it is in other countries, but I always assumed that a “life” sentence at least in the US just meant anything over 25 years

Even then it’ll probably just be from one town to another very close by thus really only useable for a small subset of people. We need trans continental high speed railways not puddle jumpers

This. Only reason I use Brave is for my iPhone (which I am already planning to jump back to Android when it’s time for a new phone) because I can listen to YouTube videos/music in the background and no ads when going through the browser (another reason I’m going back to Android is for Revanced). Everything else is FF

Yup. Pirating is about filling a need where companies sorely lack in providing services. When a company provides a shitty service or offers no viable alternative to obtaining something I would gladly pay for, pirating bridges that gap.

It’s not so much that they’re out of touch (though they are) as it is that they just don’t give a fuck. Any way to return a profit or bump the stock price a few cents is all that matters.

So, any news regarding a tech company is not, in your eyes, “tech news”?

Oh boy, you’re in for a wild ride with the Tuvix episode then.

Tom Paris?

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It’s almost like that’s what the first line of the title is implying as well.

P.J. Fry Reading: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

(Out loud to himself): “Huh, I never noticed that before!”

Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright to be Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate!

insert “They’re the same picture” image here

Why didn’t I think of buying a lake house!?

He may have committed some…light insider trading

Edit: inb4 people don’t get the joke

Psst! That was the joke!

We need to make sure we come up with a way to enforce it as well!

The call came from inside the house!!!

Star Trek has a large autistic fanbase? I mean I know we’re a bunch of nerds but…