Dim sum restaurant will ask you what kind

Pu-er, iron goddess, chrysanthemum, oolong, saumei, etc.

Because he can’t beat the police outta shape

If they want customers to pay more then they should just raise their prices. Oh but then they won’t be able to manipulate people into paying more than they want anymore.

Yes and some places (like Japan) are even worse.

They have women only passenger trains on the subway because they need to not because they want to. Those don’t exist in most western countries that I know of.

Thank you floating point arithmetic

When I was in grade 2 I had an old substitute teacher tell us a story about how he trained his willpower by setting an alarm every night at 3 am and when it went off he’d do 10 jumping jacks.

I tried it that night, got out of bed and did 2 jumping jacks before realizing this was the dumbest thing ever. If I had the willpower to get out of bed in the middle of the night to exercise I already had the willpower in the first place.

But weirdly enough ever since that night I’ve been able to get out of bed on the first alarm

I always go for the trusty 👀

Man KotFE was such a disaster of an expansion. They put in so much marketing and built up so much hype for the story at the expense of every other part of the game. Then it comes out and the story is bland and the PvEers and PvPers have no reason to stay subscribed.

Oh god and don’t get me started on the 10 year anniversary. Justice4R4

SWTOR

I’ve put at least 2000 hours into this game and completed all the endgame PvE content including an NA first/world second raid achievement and made a lot of friends in the game.

It’s still a shit game with barely any new content and now Bioware has pawned off the game to some company called Broadsword that looks like it specializes in taking over dead MMORPGs