If you have a pet that isnt allowed on the bed but you know she gets on it when you are not there, now you have the tools to get that proof. >=)

Just started red dead 2

I am immeasurably thankful and my weekend is booked

Them fighting sarcastic words there

But all those you listed weren’t available internationally I believe. Atleast in the US, ask anyone who came to work how they keep in touch with people back home, and they’ll likely say whatsapp.

My wonderful sweet lady dog has been scooping up turds with her mouth like a hungry hippo. One chomp, down the hatch. Although just recently, she was trying to sneak in a frozen one. 🤮

Well call them… Cummies

Is “buying D” illegal in Sydney?

I see a light saber

Replanning my whole future all over again without that person.

Oscar winning story writing?

It’s the principal of the matter. Plus it’s fun. Get fucked mouse!

Fucken hilarious since I’m currently dealing with newborn. Granted, huggies diapers have held back huuge poops.