This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet

We could call it Fedora!

Perhaps I’m just an old 40 year old fart, but the Internet was better before. I miss the 00s and the 10s. Now it’s just paywalls, LLM generated bullshit, and search results from SEO orgies

I haven’t been able to listen to music since year 2000 😢

Free cholesterol!

“Wash my clothes”

“No…”

There’s a difference between trying to find out what is wrong and being a cunt.

If this person had asked politely after quickly searching for answers, the developer’s response would most likely be different and helpful

Missionary

I get paid time off from work during christmas (or jul, as we call it here). I will celebrate anything that gives me paid time off

This is like the “I’m not racist, but…” And then proceeds to say the most racist thing ever imagined

The goal of interstellar travel must be to reduce the ping to 0

Not how capitalism works. Sadly

The worst thing about interstellar travel: no internet

How to make sure I’m not making it by accident? That is the reason why I have a general understanding of atomic bombs

I had it. I printed it out on a dot matrix printer. Took hours, and my dad found it while it was half way. He got angry, pulled the cord and burned all of the paper

I have never been religious (it was never a subject that came up in my family). What I found strange was when I started studying and moved to a larger city, alot of former christians I got to know told med how they stopped believing.

These were “extreme christians” if you compare them to other christians where I live (Norway, we’re not a religious society at all). When they went out into the world, they found out that they’d been lied to. They’d been told everyone else wanted what they had, and they’d be converting heathens left to right.

One girl I got to know, told me she noticed people physically rejected her and felt sorry for her when she told them about her religion and that they also could partake. The people also asked her very troubling questions she could’t answer, and they seemed to know the religious texts better than her. After that she started to question what she’d been told since childhood

But, but… Tax cuts for the rich!? 😢

I’m in my 40s. The last time I can remember buying a newspaper, was when I did it for my parents as a kid 🤷