Even with the same last name they don’t know you’re married. We share a last name and have done this a few times before.

Wut

Can we get a pic?

This is the closest to my list. I’d swap 4&5 and then 7&9 because I haven’t seen #7 and thought #9 was great.

What does it feel like when the air pressure drops?

I’d finally clean my gutters.

Maybe next weekend….

That and people have been fucking with Wikipedia by adding AI generated nonsense to it lately.

It matters when looking at NSFW channels.

Duh.

Yea they can deny it all they want, but I’ve had similar happen to me countless times.

Even better, last time I tried to buy something from one of their adds it turned out to be a scam. I reported the post (add) and they said they wouldn’t remove it because it didn’t break any policies. lol.

Ha! Funny.

I made this 5 second comment just before bed, so it wasn’t so much being lazy, but not having time to click on anything else before calling it a night.

And it worked out because someone else was kind enough to give me a TL;DR and I got to bed on time.

I don’t wanna click. Too easy to cheat?

Absolutely. Every time I browse the porn communities here.

!stick@sh.itjust.works for stick enthusiasts. Yes, literally.

So a community for dogs then?

Fuck all the way off with this idea

It’s probably less “wanting to see a sexting thread with a child” and more “curious what this asshole said that was inappropriate.” Not that absurd.

For example, if your coworker got fired for saying something inappropriate, would your first question not be, “what did they say that got them fired?”

Kind of a natural human reaction to be curious.

I don’t have any advice but I’m curious what kind of equipment & software you’re working with. I know that stuff isn’t cheap.

I’ll either put my phone down for those three to five seconds or just force close the app. I don’t care about IG that much.

I like the faint smell of cigarettes from a distance.