Canada has the best weapon of all: Time. Things might get rough, but we all know that Trump has been getting old. Even if it takes longer than we hope, our economy will adapt to new markets, because it is what economies do.

Just look at what Ukraine has been surviving through for crying out loud. We have it way easier in comparison.

Canada will outlive Trump.

Definitely what a sane party and not a cult of personality would do.

• Claims in an interview that he is qualified to handle a social media company on the internet because he has “put internet in space”
• Buys a financially struggling company for way too much money
• Dismantles everything that made it attractive
• Insults and fires the most competent employees who are trying to stop him from destroying the platform
• Doesn’t pay the employees he fired owed severance, further discouraging the best of the workforce from ever applying to work there
• Turned it into something so repulsive and toxic that the users and advertisers start to leave
• Told the advertisers to “go fuck themselves”
• Tried to sue the advertisers into returning, further discouraging any new advertiser from ever doing business with him
• Destroys the brand recognition by renaming it to a letter of the alphabet he personally likes but nobody else gives a crap about
• Abuses his admin powers to steal a handle with the name he wanted from its owner, further eroding the user’s trust in him handling the platform
• Continues ruining the platform, turning it into his personal soap box to push his (toxic) ideas and abuses his powers to reduce the visibility of those he doesn’t like while claiming to be radically pro-free speech.
• Alternative platforms have gained momentum and have reached critical mass and will soon become the new default platform people will flock to. High profile users leave.
• Whines and bitches about the company not making any money.

Hey guys, I’m starting to think that this guy’s fortune has absolutely nothing to do with his skills at running a business

Imagine the memes if someone started shooting Nazis and his name happened to be Mario

I’m pretty sure a lot of scam calls use machines that call every possible phone number within an area code and see who answers. There is no way to avoid it.

“Multipass”

I’m baffled that it even lasted that long. I have never even seen anyone ever buy or eat one of those. I don’t even know what it looks like out of the packaging and every time I see it at the store the picture on the box reminds me of something straight from a medical encyclopedia.

I read “penisless” at first

“I own the night, bitch!”

Khandalf sounds like the name they would give to a KDE installation wizard.

It’s the same rich dipshit who said that “being wealthy is easy. All people have to do is have $100k sitting in their bank accounts for unexpected expenses and that they should invest the rest”

It seemed like they never enforced it though

About time. This stuff has been cancer on YouTube for years.

They don’t send their best people. They’re rapists and criminals.

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I bet he never heard the name before and still has no idea what she was doing. He’s just trying to start a bandwagon and doesn’t seem to realize how much this makes almost everyone in Canada want to slap him on sight.

I bet the CEO played Monopoly too. Ironic, isn’t it?

Trying to hype up investors, yes! It’s exactly why we keep seeing features that nobody wants in goods and services nowadays.

Capitalism is supposed to maximize efficiency and do everything it can to make the consumers happy. But we have reached a point where the “meta” isn’t that anymore. It really never was, really. But with corporations becoming so big they dominate world markets, it has become complety shameless about it.

That explains why Doom 3’s shading looked so bad

The reason they gave for the tracking of their employees private communications and location even when not at work is “health and safety reasons”.

“This is for your protection” seems to be the go-to corporate bad faith argument these days.