If he didn’t want everyone to think he was a nazi then he would come and tell people that himself, because he would be ashamed and appalled that it has been misconstrued as such. But instead theres random cock suckers tripping over themselves to do it on his behalf like he’s incapable of doing it.

Which just means he’s fine with people thinking he is a nazi.

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

True story, a co-worker once brought a half eaten bag of Doritos and an apple pie his mum had made for him. Then he spent the whole thing trying to stop us from eating the pie.

If saying that killing children is a bad thing causes you to “lash out” them maybe you’re a piece of shit?

“If we pray hard enough then God will swoop down from heaven and raise your salary”

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

Is… Is that the Disney verse Oppenheimer?

Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won’t be able to keep his composure.

Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.

You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.

Looks like I took a wrong turn in the Stanley Parable

The line can only go up. If the line goes down then the people who generate no value for the company will have less money, which is super bad of course. So if they can’t sell more, more expensive products, all the time, then they have to reduce how much they spend, and of course they won’t get rid of the most expensive people.

BratGPT

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

He was, but all he came back with was: {Error: ChatGPT credits expired}

🥲

Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how pretty I am.

If it’s anything like thier autonomous driving cars then I imagine they are bolting alloy wheels onto the side of the vending machine in the break room.