I hope so too that 99% is way too high.

And I understand your wish for tougher enforcement. Studies do show that tougher punishments do not lead to less crime (even worse, the severity of crime increases since you get the max punishment anyway), so that is something to take into account. But I understand that people want an end to the low accountability of one’s actions.

“who only care about themselves.”

To be fair, this is true of 99% (or whatever high percentage) of people.

“Only downside is that there’s no way it’s good for you.”

That’s a big ‘only downside’. You should check how much salt is in those things.

(Why can’t they make processed foods healthy?)

Your Miles May Vary, an acronym saying that it’s his/her opinion/experience, and your experience may be different.

“This too will pass”

True for both good and bad times. Good time? Enjoy it, since it will pass. Bad time? Endure it, it will pass.

Same in Dutch: azijnzeiker (azijn = vinegar, zeiker = pisser). So that one does translate well (but not to English :))