If it’s pitch black, I look super sexy. My character is sexy.

Don’t worry I like you.

It should be much more. A dollar a gallon tax.

Cogito ergo sum.

If I don’t think, I’m DoesNotExist

I don’t get any porn… Am I doing something wrong?

Not once.

I wouldn’t try meta’s anything.

I wouldn’t try a meta fire extinguisher if I was on fire.

Someone smarter than me once said, “if your using a service, and it seems free, then YOU are the product being bought and sold”

I don’t think this is always true, but it usually is.