Coup d’éfat

😂 oh I like that! Good trade.

The Lightning really is a nice looking truck.

The trapezoid Minecraft Cybertruck Deplorian— not so much…

It’s the yen carry trade unwinding. Nvidia is the over leveraged hedge fund’s liquidity piggy bank.

Vance is Peter Thiel’s Wall Street fuck boi plant 🪴

He wears too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore. I think JD Vance is a whore.

🎵 …and the bone saw’s red glare

the screams filling the air

the sawing of limbs

and the blood everywhere

O say does that bonesaw in hand yet wave?… 🎵

Perspiring like never before, a strong maybe— but definitely not prospering.

“No shit, dumbass…”

—everyone

Bro tries way too hard. What a loser.

Free the poo flingers!!

Let the doo-doo 💩 fly again!!

White trash 🗑️ power!!✊🏻💩

“Just whatever makes sense…”

It looks like an orchid. I don’t know the variety . Very beautiful but temperamental plants.

It’s important to remember to seal the air vent with tape before plunging.

“THATS THE KIND OF GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH”

—Gordon Cole

Is Zuck projecting just because he can’t grow facial hair?

Finally, the Gazpacho police have the means to heat up their horrid, cold soup.

Google

*Gargle

His penis inverted and then I read he underwent surgery and got a rat penis transplant.

He was a child rapist, but he recently died of AIDS while also battling syphilis