I do declare!

If the landlord decides to be a dick, I would think you could respond that the hardwood wasn’t hard afterall, so best to just call it a day.

Ah, TIL, I thought it was a reduction TO 10%, but I see you are correct!

I’m glad some people got my joke, but seriously, what is wrong with “on accident”?

Reduce TO one tenth?

What’s wrong with the ladder?

I’m not a gamer. Work at computer all day, only mobile (no games either) outside work.

Mark Wahlberg?

Reddit

Oh, you updated one byte in your config? Better download the entire ducking Internet and rebuild everything!

I’ve heard this is common

But I’m not on the starship Enterprise

The truth doesn’t reflect well on Trump. That’s the fucking point! Instead they bitch that it was unfair. How can they be so fucking stupid to miss the entire point!

Or wanted to appear non-threatening

I love the other guys response, but seriously I’ve heard enough recommendations and plan to try Mint after Windows. Sounds easiest for people that aren’t Linux snobs.

PR already cashed out, but there are others waiting for your scenario

What year is it?

This is what I’m looking for, major thanks!

Okay, that hits harder for some reason. How invasive is “upgrading OS”? Is it just “sudo apt full-upgrade”?

I’m not a Mint user yet, which is why I’m interested in not requiring this model.