Cuz horny. It’s fun with the right partner

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The right has always hated Wikipedia because it’s gives free knowledge. They think every page is littered with lies

Our soul is weighed against a feather by the holy mother. Not like Mary or whatever, the real all powerful 5th dimension all is one in time and space holy mother.

If our soul tips the scale against one’s favor then you are reincarnated… you’re reincarnated into tge sane family however the dynamics keeps changing each time you’re born. You’re sister might be your brother next time and you’re a wife in one life then maybe a fatherless uncle in the next. Anyway once we achieve enlightenment, we are given a choice, stop the cycle or keep going

This is objectively not true. Cops, paramedics and people who feel like breaking the all go through red lights. I get where you’re coming from but you’re trying a bit too hard

Speak for yourself. I’m a filthy mo fo

Finally a decent shower thought

My dog needs to know I’m ok so I watch him poop and he watches me poop 🙃

I’m well aware of its purposes and you’re doing it wrong. “The onion” is a satirical based news site based in our current reality, always has been. In turn “not the onion” subs and instances are based in the same reality, while goofy they always take place in our current reality, as such youre wrong im right na na,-na na boo boo

Really isn’t not the onion material in my opinion. It’s a well known fact that cartels and coyotes have been using tunnels for decades now

That’s an interesting way of thinking about that. Huh. Sone of my favorite bands too. So if we lived under a peaceful just administration then what? Constant peaceful melodies. Do we need a machine to rage against for great music.?? You may be onto something

Good poo

Its like common if like the heater is like super like old

Like

Drugs hard core prescription sleeping pills. I’m sorry but if you’re as desperate as I was and have tried everything then hard sleeping drugs typically with a benzodiazapine in it

Daily is too much. It desensitizes you to normal sex. If your getting your jollies off to to your deepest fantasies every day it does something to the brain. Porn once a week, I see no problem with it messing with one’s psyche. But I’m not a porn brain doctor so what do I know??? Im just a middle aged dude that may or may not have watched way too much porn in my younger days. The biggest warming i can give is one should never ever, never ever, do meth cand watch porn for 24 straight hours. Just take some rando from the internet word for it. You essentially do lines of meth then watch porn all night, edging yourself the whole time, then finally after 20 hours of wanking and looking for that perfect video you have an almost convulsive orgasm, you think you’re having a heart attack, your load shoots into the next bedroom straight through the walls and as you cum you lie there thinking your dying and that your family will find you surrounded by various drug paraphernalia and the dirtiest porn imaginable playing while the paramedics load up your still cumming corpse. So yeah like don’t do that.

Anyway, what was the question again?

Do…do… do you assume everyone had a hs bully??? Aw buddy. Who bullies the bully if that’s the case, oh wait I forgot, his dad beats him, damn

When you’re rich it’s just called a suggestion not terrorism

Hmm, wonder why that is?

But seriously, same here. We used to get some insanely awesome snow storms. Now we’re lucky to get a good snow once per year

The office stans are bat shit annoying same with Harry potter

Drugs, lots and lots of tender loving illigeal drugs