1. Liquidate all my assets
2. Spend that money on food, bottled water, camping toilets, medicine, etc.
3. Barricade myself indoors
4. Wait it all out

Bring them back

I love the casualness of this

While it is nice that you’re getting around to the works of Spanish painter Francis Goya, I think this thread was only about food

I used to wonder how anyone could even enjoy horseradish until I tried it with salmon and was like “Ohhhhhhhhh, so that’s why”

A volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration. You wouldn’t apply heat to a volumetric flask. That’s what a boiling flask is for. Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?

Man, I always forget the big foot fungus plague of '05. So many corpses, littering the streets…

This is a neat idea until you’re in a situation where you remember 38 different words for a thing, just not the one in the language you need

Since you like both Dark and Mr Robot, may I recommend you the Movie ‘Who Am I’?

Without giving away too much, it’s basically Mr Robot made by Baran bo Odar, the creator of Dark, combining aspects of both

But full disclosure, it’s only subbed and finding copies outside of Germany is a bit though

Apparently people who speak English

The French, Polish, Dutch, etc. are now reclassified as Asians

Kid named Paw Paw:

What’s with the wording of this title? “Unhoused people” instead of “Homeless”/“Homeless people”

I fucked Ted

Are you suggesting that for the entire climactic finale of this movie, he had a raging BatBoner?

If you hadn’t lied they would have burned you at the steak

I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

The government used to provide people with free LSD? God, I really was born in the wrong time period

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place