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I’m so tired of the Apple vs Android debate.

Never amounts to anything more than a glorified dick measuring contest except somehow worse because all dicks are objectively better than greedy mega corporations.

Just pick one and let other people enjoy what they want. Most people don’t care.

Fermi or Drake, nobody cares. Just tell me and lemme get on with my life.

I’m a non-violent person but I think disrespecting my cat could change that.

Ohio is a myth.

Mine will do shit on purpose, stare at you for a second then run full speed in a random direction.

I’ve wined and dined with kings and queens, and I’ve slept in the alley eating pork and beans.

I find it easier to inform people about the hot key.

For those unaware you just hold down Alt and press F4.

Girlfriend ain’t had period since she got pregat

My only question is if they’re tankies then why even leave Reddit? That’s like a stoner moving to a state where weeds legal then leaving because there’s too much weed.

Then it comes time to fall asleep and my brain is running at full-tilt, wide awake; reliving every last mistake I’ve ever made and how I could do better until I look at the clock and realize it’s been 3 hours.

Once had a friend stay the night to help me prepare a fuck ton of food for a party the next day. He had the audacity to criticize me for spending a bunch of time doing the dishes afterwards instead of gaming. I was like wtf do you expect me to do? Have guests over the next day with dishes in the sink?

I came to learn that yes, this is in fact a thing people don’t care about; which is fine. You do you but also don’t judge my cleaning habits lol. He’s an amazing friend but that moment will always stick with me.

The real battle between Elon and Zuck is honestly who would make the better janitor

Dang, that’s too bad. Good luck to you!