The bug was deliberately put there after he was born so he could fulfill the prophecy.

Mechanical keyboard users unite!

Pulling Your Own Strings by Wayne Dyer gave me a lot of confidence. His other books have a spiritual bent to them, I believe (I haven’t read them), but the above book is just straightfoward advice.

There is a search engine for Lemmy https://www.search-lemmy.com/

Not ideal that it’s outside of your preferred search engine, but it’s something.

Should start in kindy, tbh.

Contrary to popular belief, sometimes shit doesn’t happen.

If it’s not too hot outside, sunshine. It helps get rid of that icky, germy feeling of being cooped up inside and the vitamin D doesn’t hurt either.

If they became more intelligent than us, would they pick up our poo?

I’m impressed you remember it! Unless you’re in 3rd grade now, in which case it’s not as impressive.