If only 99.9% weren’t corrupt bastards

They’re already putting porn behind a government firewall in many red states. They’re coming for everyone else now.

They’re all businesses. They want money above everything and everyone else.

He also paid Trump $25m dollars as an apology for blocking his account years ago when it was justified

Circumcised or not. Place yer bets!

I love the BFG reference

“Unlimited power and you used it to charge your phone?”

It’s clearly a woman in a flammable gorilla suit

We have spare mattresses around that we use to block doors and windows. Very useful

But he was white and hated black people. So that’s kind of thrir team.

The roads are murder there

Take the blueberry and float to New Zealand

Are you positive?

Of course. They’re on drugs.

I bought it for myself.

He’s a mathemagician

My customer does this bullshit. Every time: “We can’t deploy that necessary/required update because we haven’t tested it yet. Also, we have no testing environment and we need that update to fix a serious problem. This is all your fault.”

Every day, I hear people at work complaining about mistreatment from management. Yet no one brings up unionizing for fear of reprisal. That shouldn’t be the case.

The problem is that there’s a steady supply of psychopaths to fill the role.

Seems like even the context wouldn’t make sense.