Maybe they live underground. Antarctic cave owls may one day rise up to assume their rightful place as rulers of the Earth.

There are no owls in Antarctica. And technically only semi-permanent humans.

It was constantly in use as a sex hotel.

Dems remove Corporate phallus from mouth

“Why don’t you plebes appreciate us?”

Polite society stopped allowing for said types to receive a hearty fist to the face, which seems to have historically been the prescribed course of action

breathes wheezingly

100%

They only take action to punch down any potential actual left-leaning candidates, ensuring no progressive representation ever gathers power stations.

*superficially desirable

A favor, in this economy?

They have physical locations and extant real estate across the entire US.

So, rather than continuing to give billions to private ISPs that do literally nothing with that money, and who double-down to curtail services whenever mildly inconvenient, my suggestion is that we (ie US Government) does not provide a single additional dollar in funding or subsidies, and instead invests that money in building itself a USG internet UTILITY. If necessary, clawback the billions that have gone to Comcast, ATT, Verizon et al, or just seize their networks and charge their executives with RICO and fraud. They essentially operate as a cartel anyway.

I actually meant both. To use USPS for basic banking, AND have them offer internet from the same locations.

The US Government needs to stop dicking around with this neoliberal bullshit and just offer mobile and home Internet AS A UTILITY.

Use the existing USPS infrastructure and cut out all the bullshit ISPs and parasitical orgs that have been bloating themselves on taxpayers for decades, with zero improvements to users.

Bring back basic banking at USPS too.

I wish our government actually regulated these corporations so they are not able to have a tentacle in so many essential technologies.

All of the symptoms of the crushing power of techbro oligarchs are directly tied to failures of govt to regulate.

Cancer loves to metastasize

Don’t do it Dave.

Humans are space capybaras

Why are your shoes on the furniture?

Just change the name. Can’t be Pluto, but maybe Gimli will work.

“Starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart”

Pepe is a moron and class traitor. Fuck Pepe.