Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It’s like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I’ll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?

I’d like to see a cookie notice that just says “it’s your browser, figure out how to get it to handle cookies however you want. If you accept cookies we’re gonna use them and you can safely assume we’ll use them for anything and everything they might be useful for. European regulators can eat a bag of dicks.”

Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.

I’d imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely

Closer to kwest-chun

what are people going to do? go somewhere else?

Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

Yes, I knew that. If I could remember which layer of which tree I’d be all set.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again

It matches my Stanley

I pulled it up just to nope out. Enjoy those engagement and ad response metrics, dickheads.

The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.

get the fuck out the club

That’s legit good advice

20% of your effort produces 80% of your results, so giving 40% effort at work should be plenty. Don’t even half ass it.

I’m imagining that the first output didn’t cover everything they wanted so they tweaked it and pasted the results together and fucked it up.

Anything’s better than Blippy

This is why you set a policy that says Mail is allowed but not supported. Then you can tell all those users to use the Outlook app or OWA until they figure out how to fix Mail on their own.

To be fair to Apple, I don’t think they’re referring to rice dust getting past seals. They’re likely referring to bits of rice getting stuck in lightning or USB ports, starch on camera lenses, or a small particle working its way into a button. All of that could be solved by putting the phone in a paper wrapping or envelope and putting that in a real desiccant instead of chucking the phone in a bag of rice.

Virtual Assistants that can parse a command even if it has a long uhhhhh in the middle of it.