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When the wookies and ewoks come down the ramp, i highly doubt we’ll be considered the “furries.”

I had a modicum of success on OKC. In 2013.

FUCKING TELEVISION!

Actually, the rats’ landlord told them they’re only allowed one human and they’ll have to get rid of one of they wanna stay.

I was just gonna point out that Superman refused to occupy euclidian space. What a boss!

Ye olde brown paper bag with a smiley face drawn on would be a step up.

“Homer, when you get home, there’s gonna be another floor on your house!”

Remember the good old days when people died of exposure? Pepperidge Farms remembers, and wishes for those days to return.

So it’s not your professional opinion then, Dr.

When I said it originally I was being a dick, but I think you may want to genuinely consider therapy

I, too, was being a dick because you give advice like you’re intimately aware of the situation, when I’m guessing you are not. I’ve done therapy. Didn’t change the fact that I’m related to a person that would shove her kids into traffic if the mood suited. My ultimate point being that just because someone is a relative DOES NOT mean you need to keep them in your life.

And beyond saying i have a psycho sister, what gives you the impression that our experiences are similar? I didn’t give a single detail. Unless we compare notes, that’s just you basing an opinion on your experiences. Projecting, if you will.

My initial reaction mirrored yours; who even gives a shit? But seeing how people have been responding, apparently quite a few. And I’m left here, just utterly blown away that it’s this that is making people angry. This? Not all the Nazi shit? Inciting riots? All the molest-y allegations? Lying about a goddamn video game?

Please, asteroid, hurry the fuck up already. C’mon monkey pox, do your stuff.

No offense, but this is advice from someone that’s not related to a rabbid wolverine with a toothache and a chemical imbalance. Some relatives are fucking nightmares, and no amount of tolerance is gonna change that. Walking away is sometimes the best for your mental health. Can confirm. My psycho sister disowning the whole family was the greatest gift she ever gave us.

OP, unless you’re in therapy and Shezzgrad is your licensed professional help, then ignore their advice.

You, uh, mounted your optic backwards there, bud.

Choice to not have baby = choice to let dumb people out-procreate smart people = more dumb people

The “smart” people keep waiting and waiting. It’s not being forced on them…

No, it wasn’t. The implication was that the smart people didn’t procreate as much as the stupid people, and that generation after generation saw the intelligence of the species go down.

Worth had nothing to do with it.

Confusing jackrabbits with juggalos. A common misconception.

All the metalheads I’ve ever met remind me of Eddie from season four of Stranger Things.

Blaine is a pain.

Everyone knows the hardest riddle of all time:

“What’s in my pocket?”

You even get to keep a gold ring if you use that one!

Ha! I was literally gonna put down" keep it that way" and your comment popped up. Great mind!